"Asexual is an excuse for being a virgin."
"Being Bi just means that you’re half gay and half straight."
"Pansexuals are just sluts."
"OMG you’re gay!! Let’s go shopping!"
"People questioning are just trying to be cool."
if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry
Compilation of Alex’s woahs/ohs/heys and yells in All Time Low songs.
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
*makes tumblr for friend*
“you just ruined my life. thank you.”
When your parents catch you eating at 2 AM